Reportedly installing Service Pack 2 for Windows XP will add following error messages to your system:


Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

The last error message is apparently generated as a direct result of Microsoft's new and tightened security policy.

Getting a lot of work done today Pat? Thanks for the laughs.